So when we were at the beach the week before last I decided to wade in the rather turbulent ocean. It was all good until it WIPED MY ASS OUT...I not only lost the top of my swimming suit (and those of you who know me know that I am well....busty?) my glasses were gone. I KNOW I KNOW! WHY DID I HAVE THEM ON? Honestly because I have this idea that I will see a jelly fish/shark/crab/man-eating fish/or hell a hot lifeguard while in the ocean. The lifeguard I saw..until I lost the glasses. Think Baywatch ladies with a southern accent! So I have been BLIND for almost 2 weeks which means no driving...no reading the close captioning on the TV and well being frustrated! I found hubby's old glasses and wore them to watch TV I could see with them on great but upon taking them off a lovely migraine would set in. I just envision Sponge Bob with glasses! That is why they were washed away! And the swimsuit top? Not sure dont have a good remark for that one. Cheap thrill of the 80 year old leather skinned man on the beach?
On the baby front..I am hungry and sick at the same time. That is the most annoying feeling in the world! Oh and my pre-pregnancy monster bust is GROOOOOOOOOOOOOWING!! But dammit TMI but I am so excited-I never "really had" nipples and dammit I do now! I look at them with a proud heart and feel like that real woman! I should sing! "You make me feel...You make me feel...you make me feel like a naaaaaaaaatural woooooooman" No I am not drinking! Alcohol is a NO NO NO with little grape in mommy's tummy! Yep we have graduated to the size of a grape. Wonder if that has something to do with my grape juice addiction??
Ok shutting up: I apologize.
